In Which Paul Rants about Nicholas Cage

Good god i wish i could go back in time and get that 90 minutes of life back. Went to go to the movies there, was originally going to see The Tattooist but a fe of the people i was with had heard bad things about it so we decided that a Nick Cage action movie might be alright. How wrong we were. The pile of shit is about NC or TW for TwatHead as a stage magician who can actually see 2 minutes into the future. All in all its a crock of shite. God i spent the entire time thinking how much i hate Nicholas Ever-Retreating-Hairline-And-Really-Unrealistic-Brown-Hair Cage. He gets with Jessica Biel in the film, i mean i was actually squirming watching it as he is obviously old enough to be her father, and definately looks it. It says a lot about a movie when Jessica Biel is the best actor in it. what a pile of shit. I hate TW and his mumbling sothern shitty drawl. I wont even tell you what it was called, just dont ever go see a TW movie again